| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Acting | Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.
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| Alimony | You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony
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| Brides | Brides aren't happy -- they are just triumphant
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| Death | Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
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| Debt | A man properly must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.
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| Goodness | The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've go to be good.
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| Love | Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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